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PostPosted: 14 September 2007, 9:20 am    Post subject:
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All the police organizations in the world are called to meet at a common place to evaluate the best organization. Only major organizations like the New York Police, the Melbourne Police, Scotland Yard, the Dutch Police and the Kerala Police pass the eliminations round.
Now the task is to select the best one among them. Surprisingly, all the 5 groups do equally well in all the events so the judges put in a last (tiebreak) event to select the best team. They set a tiger free into a nearby forest and the team that catches the tiger in the least amount of time is to be declared the winner.

First the Dutch Police go into the jungle and catch the tiger in 30minutes. Next the Melbourne Police go and return in 20 min. with the tiger. After this the New York police go and catch the tiger in 15 min. Next Scotland Yard detectives go in and catch the tiger in a mere 10 min.
The kerala Police have the the last slot. The tiger is released and the Kerala Police start chasing it. 10min go by.......20 min go by......30 min go by....1 hour passes by....3 hours pass by. The judges get vexed and decide to go into the jungle in search of the kerala Police. In a short time after getting into the jungle, they are amazed to find a big BEAR tied to a tree trunk, being beaten left and right by the Kerala Police, who are shouting,























"Nee puli alle?......... Pha #$%#$^!!!! Nee puli aanu enna para!!!"
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PostPosted: 14 September 2007, 10:06 am    Post subject:
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laughing super post Sajuve.....

ee Kerala policinte oru karyeee....


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PostPosted: 26 September 2007, 3:41 am    Post subject:
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lathu kalakki.... rolling on the floor  rolling on the floor
super post..... hee hee


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PostPosted: 28 September 2007, 10:13 pm    Post subject:
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kerala police aanu sharikkum ulla police....kittayavan kandillenkil kandavana thallunna police...... entha cheyya hee hee


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PostPosted: 17 November 2007, 1:48 am    Post subject:
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amazingle one of the best one ....chirkkathirikkan vayyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ayooo ayoo ennne angu kollu. namuude policinte avastha ithem manoharamay aaarum chalu adichitiilaaa. ithu kandu picdichvanu valla awardundel onnu kodeukku plzz... chirichu chirichu ente kodalu mariyunnu... enthammooooooo
enna sadhanam.....
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PostPosted: 11 December 2007, 3:59 am    Post subject:
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kerala police aanu sharikkum ulla police....kittayavan kandillenkil kandavana thallunna police...... entha cheyya hee hee


Nalla parichayam ondu ennu thonunnu... Angel
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PostPosted: 11 December 2007, 7:34 pm    Post subject:
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Nalla parichayam ondu ennu thonunnu... Angel



undallo...athu kondalla parajathu tongue
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PostPosted: 22 December 2007, 9:29 pm    Post subject:
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undallo...athu kondalla parajathu tongue


:o :o :o :o ethengilum policukaranumayi aano snehakku kalyanam urappiche ??
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:o :o :o :o ethengilum policukaranumayi aano snehakku kalyanam urappiche ??


Vinayan police'il aano? Surprise Surprise Surprise
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saju & vinayan...... DontDo DontDo  DontDo DontDo  DontDo DontDo
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